‘Tis the season to be jolly, so we’re taking a look at some of the season’s best (or, depending on your taste, worst) jokes before we get our hands on the Christmas crackers!

Q: Why did the elf go to the Podiatrist?

A: Because he had mistletoe.

 

Q: Why did Santa ban fizzy drinks from his workshop?

A: Because they were bad for his elf.

Q: How much did Santa’s sleigh cost?

A: Nothing – It was on the house!

 

Q: Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

A: They keep dropping their needles!

 

Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

A: Frostbite.

 

Q: What is the best Christmas present?

A: A broken drum – you just can’t beat it!

 

Q: What do snowmen like to do at the weekend?

A: Chill out.

Q: How do snowmen travel around?

A: By icicle.

 

Q: What do you call a cow that lives in an igloo?

A: An eskimoo.

 

Q: What is an elf’s favourite kind of music?

A: ‘Wrap’ music.

 

What’s your favourite Christmas joke?